Sweets Tweets: Paul Rust
Getting my baby teeth bronzed. — Paul Rust (@paulrust) September 17, 2013
Have your cake and laugh your buns off!
Getting my baby teeth bronzed. — Paul Rust (@paulrust) September 17, 2013
…I have cancer, and they give me hope that the concept of finality is an illusion. @RedLobster: I love #EndlessShrimp because ___. — Neil Hamburger (@NeilHamburger) September 16, 2013
Friday the 13th ain’t all bad, right? If your day just isn’t going the way you’d like why not bask in the words of folks that take this day with…
Sometimes just favoriting one of my tweets sends a message. That message is “I’m crazy”. — Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) September 12, 2013
The gold iPhone: the Porsche Cayenne of phones. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 10, 2013
You guys, I'm really trying to have an A1 day. #steaksauce — Riki Lindhome (@rikilindhome) September 9, 2013
Retta, known for her role as Donna on Parks and Recreation, was charming the Twitter-verse again this weekend. Plowing through the Orange is The New Black season at a feverish…
Nobody's perfect! Except like a lot of people. — Jamie Lee (@TheJamieLee) September 5, 2013
I am now 43! Every year gets better! This year's goal: buy local egg and sausage specials for 3.99. All other offers will be ignored. — Maria Bamford (@mariabamfoo) September…
Remember when you wanted to watch a TV program and if you missed it it was, well, gone forever? Of course you don’t! (I assume you are 12) Those dark…