Sweet Tweets: Rob Delaney
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Moratorium on the word “Awkward.” We’re all awkward. We fart when we don’t want to and that guy/gal over there is cooler. Get over it. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) September…
Tasty News: Rob Delaney picks his favorite #timeflies #sixwords tweets
The Six-Word Festival on Twitter is coming to a close but not without some fanfare. From September 24-26 celebs shared their own #sickword stories, retweeted their faves and chose the…
Sweet Tweets: Matt Goldich
Comedian punches journalist? Big deal, I once saw @JaredLogan get hit on the head by a biker audience member with a microphone. — Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) September 26, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Marcella Arguello
Does Miley Cyrus' tongue have representation? — Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) September 25, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Julie Klausner
*whispers* My super is in the next room putting up blinds and I'm hiding in here with the cat because I'm afraid of small talk bye — Julie Klausner (@julieklausner)…
Sweet Tweets: Jake Weisman
I'm sorry there's only one episode of Breaking Bad left until you have to develop a personality — Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) September 23, 2013
Tasty News: Our favorite brutally honest “Low Winter Sun” tweets
AMC has been ruthlessly torturing its Breaking Bad fans by forcing them to watch a show they may have actually given a chance had they been allowed to watch the…
Sweet Tweets: Above Average
There is nothing more important right now than buying the gold version of what you already own. #iPhone5S — Above Average (@AboveAverage) September 20, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Andy Kozel
So what is catnip, like, Molly for cats? #Molly — Andy Kozel (@andykozel) September 19, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Jimmy Fallon
My teacher used to call quizzes "quizzicles." You don't want to know what he called "tests." #myweirdteacher — jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) September 18, 2013