Sweet Tweets: Matt Ingebretson
When I'm wearing socks I'm like "these are prisons for my feet" but then when I take them off I'm like "my hideous feet belong in prison" — Matt Ingebretson…
Have your cake and laugh your buns off!
When I'm wearing socks I'm like "these are prisons for my feet" but then when I take them off I'm like "my hideous feet belong in prison" — Matt Ingebretson…
<blockquote><p>I believe in the Dodgers because I believe in myself and I believe in a happy fulfilled life.</p>— eric dadourian (@ericdadourian) <a href=”https://twitter.com/ericdadourian/statuses/390521245176852480″>October 16, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
I think that kid fucked that pig on #TheWalkingDead — Jonah Ray Donovan (@jonahray) October 14, 2013
I hope the crew of the ship in "Captain Phillips" didn't see "Castaway" — RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) October 11, 2013
Window shopping w Maria. I hold up a shirt I know better than to buy. She says, "all of our actions have consequences" — Jackie Kashian (@jackiekashian) October 10, 2013
I can't believe I tagged that Banksy and I'm still not getting respect from the art community. What else do I have to ruin?? — Nick Turner (@NicksTurners) October 8,…
Woman next to me is explaining how she'll fund her corporation with gold and silver instead of credit and she's not wearing ONE eyepatch — shelby fero (@shelbyfero) October 3,…
Oh great. Today's the day I was going to take my family to visit The Government. — Matt Kirshen (@mattkirshen) October 1, 2013
#BreakingBadFinale SPOILER: Walt joins Arcade Fire, gets lost in the shuffle, and is never caught — Eli Braden (@EliBraden) September 30, 2013
Felina? Finale? Whatever you call, it’s over. It’s really over. I feel satiated and complete but I’d like to linger in the final moments of Breaking Bad just a bit…