Sweet Tweets: Myq Kaplan
CakeMama
does the M in “M. Night Shyamalan” stand for “Morning”? — Myq Kaplan (@myqkaplan) May 14, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Kevin Camia
Every song by the Killers sounds like they were thinking about a 4 minute fireworks finale — Kevin Camia (@kevincamia) May 8, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Jeff Wattenhofer
Is there any way I can make money off of having seen “Behind the Candelabra” two weeks before it officially airs? — Jeff Wattenhofer (@jwattenhofer) May 9, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Emily Maya Mills
Applesauce. Hot dogs. Hot dogs are too salty. Applesauce. Death. — Emily Maya Mills (@emilymayamills) May 7, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Jamie Lee
Spring is constantly hot & cold, unpredictable, indecisive… If it were a dude, I’d be like, “Text me back you asshole I love you!!!” — Jamie Lee (@TheJamieLee) May 6,…
Sweet Tweets: Megan Beth Koester
If I had a dollar for every time I’ve referred to a child as “it,” I’d be able to afford that hysterectomy I’ve always wanted. – Megan Beth Koester (@bornferal)…
#COMEDYFEST Day Four: Roast Me with Jeff Ross
Now this is an idea that could have some serious legs! Supreme Roastmaster himself, Jeffrey Ross, roasts the Twitter profiles of America. Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, just think what Jeffrey could…
#COMEDYFEST Day Four: “Encino Man” LiveTweet
One of the standout comedy flicks of the early 90s was Encino Man starring Brendan Fraser (Link), Pauly Shore (Stoney) and Sean Astin (Dave). Who could forget lines like “If…
Sweet Tweets: Matt Ingebretson
Imagine me sitting alone in a cafe in Paris. You walk in we make eye contact and I whisper something romantic in french like “croissants” — Matt Ingebretson (@mattingebretson) May…
#COMEDYFEST Day Two: Microbloggers, Vines and Newsies Pt. 3
I really wish a Rebel Mouse page peppered with a constant stream of news brought to you by anchor comedians was a daily occurrence on Comedy Central. I present my…