Sweet Tweets: Emo Philips
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IIt’s still May! Although few would have noticed had it ended a week ago. You other months can learn from May. (Especially you, September.) — Emo Philips (@EmoPhilips) May 31,…
Sweet Tweets: Chris Grace
Did you notice Arrested Development season 4 has tons of Asian actors cast throughout? Probably more than every other TV comedy combined! — Chris Grace (@ChrisGrace) May 29, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Aparna Nancherla
if leaving abruptly is wrong, i don’t wanna brb — Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 28, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Baron Vaughn
To all the people that are motivated, driven, passionate, focused on getting what they want and eventually do – go fuck yourselves. — Baron Vaughn (@barvonblaq) May 24, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Marlo Meekins
A hummingbird just landed next to me BEAT THAT — Marlo Meekins (@MarloMeekins) May 22, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Michael Ian Black
What if Subway not only helps you lose weight like Jared but also makes you look like Jared? — Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) May 21, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Ron Funches
People keep looking at me weird when I ask them what they’re doing for xbox day. Where I come from a new system reveal is a holiday. Savages — Ronald…
Sweet Tweets: Kumail Nanjiani
You know what sucks? When your nemesis can pilot a plane. — Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) May 17, 2013
Sweets Tweets: Eli Braden
I’ve always absolutely abhorred alliteration — Eli Braden (@EliBraden) May 16, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Blake Wexler
If my penis is made of matter, then why doesn’t it? — Blake Wexler (@BlakeWexler) May 15, 2013