Sweet Tweets: Melinda Hill
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A fun way to let a guy know you like him is to like his photos on Facebook then show up @ his door with a small child claiming to…
Sweet Tweets: Ana Gasteyer
If I had a signature perfume it would attempt to capture the joy I feel every time I see a pregnant chick in a bathing suit. — Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer)…
Sweet Tweets: Shelby Fero
Say what you will about the sanctity of marriage but slap a bow tie on an especially soft pillow and I’ve got myself a groom. — Shelby Fero (@shelbyfero) July…
Sweet Tweets: Eric Dadourian
If I have a son I will name him Sexy. — Eric DaDourian (@EricDaDourian) July 10, 2013
Sweet Tweets: George Wallace
Shout out to the abacus. “Hold up, I gotta count some shit with my abacus” — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) July 9, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Michael Ian Black
Maybe our consciousnesses are all connected, and if so, all of you also just ate a yogurt-covered pretzel I picked up off the street. — Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July…
Sweet Tweets: Bob Saget
Can anyone recommend a good mascot costume cleaning service that keeps hard-to-remove stains confidential? — Bob Saget (@bobsaget) June 27, 2013
Sweet Tweets: DJ Douggpound
I just watch youtube for the ads. — Doug Lussenhop (@douggpound) June 25, 2013
Tasty News: Twitter Makes a Grand #Skywire “Jest”ure
Nik Wallenda made a death-defying high wire act across the Grand Canyon this weekend and Twitter was there to document the event in the funniest way possible. Discovery Channel, how…
Sweet Tweets: Chelsea Peretti
Natural deodorants should have more accurate names such as “Eucalyptus Onion Stew”or “Lemongrass Onion Stew” — Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) June 24, 2013