Sweet Tweets: Susan Burke
True Blood ending after it's 7th season is like the parents that waited until their kids left home to divorce. — Susan Burke (@ThatSusanBurke) September 3, 2013
Have your cake and laugh your buns off!
True Blood ending after it's 7th season is like the parents that waited until their kids left home to divorce. — Susan Burke (@ThatSusanBurke) September 3, 2013
I just sneezed, and now Chris Hardwick is hosting "GezundTalk," the 30-minute aftershow. — Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) August 29, 2013
I might've made some dumb decisions in my life, but I've never quit the Pixies to concentrate more on The Breeders. — Bryan J Cook (@BryanCooking) August 28, 2013
What truly makes life worth living (besides chocolate)? Why Daily Affirmation Vines brought to you by comedian Maria Bamford OF COURSE! So what? #DailyAffirmation https://t.co/OvKdrmUWZS — Maria Bamford (@mariabamfoo) August…
So apparently Miley twerked on a "gross" 36-year-old man BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO COLLAB WITH SKRILLEX DUH YOU IDIOTS — Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) August 27, 2013
I had a nip slip this morning but luckily my dog doesn't have a camera. — Emily Maya Mills (@emilymayamills) August 23, 2013
A new study says it costs $241,000 to raise a child to age 18. However, that’s mostly due to the candy cigarette tax. — Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) August 22, 2013
Watch five minutes of Jackie Chan action footage and TRY not to fully endorse Hong Kong theater prison orphanages. — Hampton Yount (@Hamptonyount) August 21, 2013
I bet Bloomberg will buy a small town and make a miniature New York City that he can be mayor of for another 300 years. — Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) August…
No Breaking Bad spoilers. I’ve only seen the first episode of the first season. — Mo Welch (@momowelch) August 19, 2013