Sweets Tweets: Shelby Fero
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Woman next to me is explaining how she'll fund her corporation with gold and silver instead of credit and she's not wearing ONE eyepatch — shelby fero (@shelbyfero) October 3,…
Sweet Tweets
Sweet Tweets: Matt Kirshen
Oh great. Today's the day I was going to take my family to visit The Government. — Matt Kirshen (@mattkirshen) October 1, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Eli Braden
#BreakingBadFinale SPOILER: Walt joins Arcade Fire, gets lost in the shuffle, and is never caught — Eli Braden (@EliBraden) September 30, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Rob Delaney
Moratorium on the word “Awkward.” We’re all awkward. We fart when we don’t want to and that guy/gal over there is cooler. Get over it. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) September…
Sweet Tweets: Matt Goldich
Comedian punches journalist? Big deal, I once saw @JaredLogan get hit on the head by a biker audience member with a microphone. — Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) September 26, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Marcella Arguello
Does Miley Cyrus' tongue have representation? — Marcella Arguello (@marcellacomedy) September 25, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Julie Klausner
*whispers* My super is in the next room putting up blinds and I'm hiding in here with the cat because I'm afraid of small talk bye — Julie Klausner (@julieklausner)…
Sweet Tweets: Jake Weisman
I'm sorry there's only one episode of Breaking Bad left until you have to develop a personality — Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) September 23, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Above Average
There is nothing more important right now than buying the gold version of what you already own. #iPhone5S — Above Average (@AboveAverage) September 20, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Andy Kozel
So what is catnip, like, Molly for cats? #Molly — Andy Kozel (@andykozel) September 19, 2013