Sweet Tweets: Jim Gaffigan
For a traitor, Benedict sure knew how to eat breakfast. — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 24, 2013
Have your cake and laugh your buns off!
For a traitor, Benedict sure knew how to eat breakfast. — Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) October 24, 2013
Christopher Cooper, the hotrod artist more famously known as Coop, received some unsolicited attention yesterday on Chris Hardwick’s @midnight show last night. It all started with this tweet (posted in…
I kissed too many trains and contracted monorail. — Ed Galvez (@EdGalvez) October 22, 2013
Halloween doesn't scare me as much as my current life situation — Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) October 21, 2013
When I'm wearing socks I'm like "these are prisons for my feet" but then when I take them off I'm like "my hideous feet belong in prison" — Matt Ingebretson…
<blockquote><p>I believe in the Dodgers because I believe in myself and I believe in a happy fulfilled life.</p>— eric dadourian (@ericdadourian) <a href=”https://twitter.com/ericdadourian/statuses/390521245176852480″>October 16, 2013</a></blockquote> <script async src=”//platform.twitter.com/widgets.js” charset=”utf-8″></script>
I think that kid fucked that pig on #TheWalkingDead — Jonah Ray Donovan (@jonahray) October 14, 2013
I hope the crew of the ship in "Captain Phillips" didn't see "Castaway" — RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) October 11, 2013
Window shopping w Maria. I hold up a shirt I know better than to buy. She says, "all of our actions have consequences" — Jackie Kashian (@jackiekashian) October 10, 2013
I can't believe I tagged that Banksy and I'm still not getting respect from the art community. What else do I have to ruin?? — Nick Turner (@NicksTurners) October 8,…