Sweet Tweets: Tony Sam
One day someone will say with a straight face, "We can travel through time but we can't stop the cold virus?" And that should bother us. — Hey, It's Tony…
Have your cake and laugh your buns off!
One day someone will say with a straight face, "We can travel through time but we can't stop the cold virus?" And that should bother us. — Hey, It's Tony…
I was taller than every grown man on the elevator and I could feel their anger. — Mo Welch (@momowelch) January 31, 2014
Probably the best thing that came out of the State of the Union address was Judah Friedlander‘s sweet tweet train that came complete with some POTUS campaigning. Behold our favorite…
We just can’t get enough of Patton Oswalt‘s live tweet sessions. Our interweb master of Twitter ceremonies came up with some real zingers last night during the Grammy Awards. Check…
Whatever you say about Bieber, THE KID’S HAIR IS ALWAYS ON POINT. — nick kroll (@nickkroll) January 23, 2014
if i see one more thing that says 'keep calm and ____' i will commit a crime — Lauren Lapkus (@laurenlapkus) January 21, 2014 *image by Holly Hawkey
It’s going to be weird when we’re all gloating about the 80 degree weather in California but can’t take showers. — daveanthony (@daveanthony) January 17, 2014
Body shaming is wrong, hat shaming is just and good. — Big Tits Will Weldon (@oldmanweldon) January 16, 2014
I mean, cell phones might give us cancer, but if we all have cancer, does anyone really have cancer? — Paige Weldon (@paigeweldon) January 15, 2014
As long as it's goopy, women will put it on their face. — Ben Kronberg (@benkronberg) January 14, 2014