Sweet Tweets: George Wallace
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Shout out to the abacus. “Hold up, I gotta count some shit with my abacus” — George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) July 9, 2013
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Sweet Tweets: Michael Ian Black
Maybe our consciousnesses are all connected, and if so, all of you also just ate a yogurt-covered pretzel I picked up off the street. — Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) July…
Sweet Tweets: Bob Saget
Can anyone recommend a good mascot costume cleaning service that keeps hard-to-remove stains confidential? — Bob Saget (@bobsaget) June 27, 2013
Sweet Tweets: DJ Douggpound
I just watch youtube for the ads. — Doug Lussenhop (@douggpound) June 25, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Chelsea Peretti
Natural deodorants should have more accurate names such as “Eucalyptus Onion Stew”or “Lemongrass Onion Stew” — Chelsea Peretti (@chelseaperetti) June 24, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Julia Prescott
Probably should’ve been tipped off when all Paula Deen’s recipes asked to “segregate the ingredients.” — Julia Prescott (@juiaprescott) June 21, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Jeffrey Ross
In honor of Tony Soprano we should all fuck our therapists today. — Jeffrey Ross (@realjeffreyross) June 20, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Todd Barry
You’re right. I probably didn’t need to buy those magnets at the Container Store the other day. — Todd Barry (@toddbarry) June 19, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Sue Galloway
Just realized Hodor is the Snarf of Game of Thrones. — Sue Galloway (@suedgalloway) June 18, 2013
Sweet Tweets: Jon Daly
I spent Father’s Day at my childhood home trying to take Poloroids of my Dad’s ghost. — Jon Daly (@jondaly) June 17, 2013