Sweet Tweets: Bryan J Cook
I might've made some dumb decisions in my life, but I've never quit the Pixies to concentrate more on The Breeders. — Bryan J Cook (@BryanCooking) August 28, 2013
Have your cake and laugh your buns off!
I might've made some dumb decisions in my life, but I've never quit the Pixies to concentrate more on The Breeders. — Bryan J Cook (@BryanCooking) August 28, 2013
So apparently Miley twerked on a "gross" 36-year-old man BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO COLLAB WITH SKRILLEX DUH YOU IDIOTS — Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) August 27, 2013
I had a nip slip this morning but luckily my dog doesn't have a camera. — Emily Maya Mills (@emilymayamills) August 23, 2013
Watch five minutes of Jackie Chan action footage and TRY not to fully endorse Hong Kong theater prison orphanages. — Hampton Yount (@Hamptonyount) August 21, 2013
I bet Bloomberg will buy a small town and make a miniature New York City that he can be mayor of for another 300 years. — Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) August…
No Breaking Bad spoilers. I’ve only seen the first episode of the first season. — Mo Welch (@momowelch) August 19, 2013
A fun way to let a guy know you like him is to like his photos on Facebook then show up @ his door with a small child claiming to…
If I had a signature perfume it would attempt to capture the joy I feel every time I see a pregnant chick in a bathing suit. — Ana Gasteyer (@AnaGasteyer)…
Say what you will about the sanctity of marriage but slap a bow tie on an especially soft pillow and I’ve got myself a groom. — Shelby Fero (@shelbyfero) July…
If I have a son I will name him Sexy. — Eric DaDourian (@EricDaDourian) July 10, 2013