Sweet Tweets: Jimmy Fallon
My teacher used to call quizzes "quizzicles." You don't want to know what he called "tests." #myweirdteacher — jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) September 18, 2013
Have your cake and laugh your buns off!
My teacher used to call quizzes "quizzicles." You don't want to know what he called "tests." #myweirdteacher — jimmy fallon (@jimmyfallon) September 18, 2013
Getting my baby teeth bronzed. — Paul Rust (@paulrust) September 17, 2013
…I have cancer, and they give me hope that the concept of finality is an illusion. @RedLobster: I love #EndlessShrimp because ___. — Neil Hamburger (@NeilHamburger) September 16, 2013
Sometimes just favoriting one of my tweets sends a message. That message is “I’m crazy”. — Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) September 12, 2013
The gold iPhone: the Porsche Cayenne of phones. — rob delaney (@robdelaney) September 10, 2013
You guys, I'm really trying to have an A1 day. #steaksauce — Riki Lindhome (@rikilindhome) September 9, 2013
Nobody's perfect! Except like a lot of people. — Jamie Lee (@TheJamieLee) September 5, 2013
I am now 43! Every year gets better! This year's goal: buy local egg and sausage specials for 3.99. All other offers will be ignored. — Maria Bamford (@mariabamfoo) September…
True Blood ending after it's 7th season is like the parents that waited until their kids left home to divorce. — Susan Burke (@ThatSusanBurke) September 3, 2013
I just sneezed, and now Chris Hardwick is hosting "GezundTalk," the 30-minute aftershow. — Dave Holmes (@DaveHolmes) August 29, 2013