Happy St. Patrick’s Day! LA woke up to a nice EARTHQUAKE! this morning. Folks immediately shared their thoughts about what many are calling the Shamrock Shake on Twitter. Check out our favorites:
Latest figures downgraded earthquake from 4.4 to a giant gopher.
— Rich Fulcher (@Rich_Fulcher) March 17, 2014
Half of LA just added the earthquake to their acting credits.
#LAearthquake
— Mike Frankovich (@MikeFrankovich) March 17, 2014
When I shake my cat to wake him, he rolls his eyes. But the earth does it once and now he lives under the couch. #doublestandard #earthquake
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) March 17, 2014
This will make me reassess the fact that the only items in my earthquake kit are an old Dave Barry book and Cornuts
— Ike Barinholtz (@ikebarinholtz) March 17, 2014
My bed hasn't seen THAT much action since . . . the last earthquake.
#INeedSomeJokes
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) March 17, 2014
I'm not awake and I didn't feel the #earthquake I'm Doug's burglar, where are his jewels?
— Doug Lussenhop (@douggpound) March 17, 2014
During that earthquake my life flashed before my eyes and it was just a montage of every time I've eaten Cinnabon #cherish #earthquake
— Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) March 17, 2014
Obligatory earthquake joke.
— Kyle Kinane (@kylekinane) March 17, 2014
Thanks Earthquake! Now I can get in some calisthenics!
— Chris Regan (@ChrisRRegan) March 17, 2014
Alright, everyone to James Franco's house. #earthquake
— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) March 17, 2014
Mentions: You know it’s not a bad quake if you can still get on Twitter, kids.