Did you enjoy watching a full five hours of golden trophies, long speeches, crazy dance numbers, in memoriam and Ellen? Don’t answer that because we are about to amplify that Oscar experience through the almost sinful Twitter commentary of the world’s favorite award show. Relive every moment through the power of laughter. Enjoy!
Has anyone told Liza Minnelli she's at the Oscars?
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 3, 2014
Jennifer Lawrence fell again! So unexpected!!
— Nikki Glaser (@NikkiGlaser) March 3, 2014
The best thing ever would be if instead of the Oscars the curtain goes up and they just do The Sound of Music again.
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 3, 2014
The jewels on Anne Hathaway's dress just flashed "DRINK COKE" in Morse code. #Oscars
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 3, 2014
Fun fact: Jim Carrey's suit was designed by his character from Burt Wonderstone. #Oscars
— kurt braunohler (@kurtbraunohler) March 3, 2014
tell me I'm not the only one convinced Liza Minnelli is the Yellow King #Oscars2014 #TrueDetective
— Matt Oswalt (@Puddinstrip) March 3, 2014
Is this an Old Navy commercial? #PharrellWilliams #Oscars
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) March 3, 2014
Pharell is super committed to the unfathomably absurd hat game. #Oscars
— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) March 3, 2014
Pharrell stop tryna make Canadian ranger chic happen.
#ItAintGonHappen
#Oscars2014
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) March 3, 2014
Streep just got nominated for best senior citizen to do the harlem shuffle. #Oscars
— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) March 3, 2014
I FOUGHT TO THE DEATH FOR THE HAIR AND MAKE UP IN DALLAS BUYERS CLUB I LOST 3 FAMILY MEMBERS AND MY DOG IN THE BATTLE
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 3, 2014
Harrison Ford's earring says he parties on weekends. And that he's probably a monster. #Oscars
— kurt braunohler (@kurtbraunohler) March 3, 2014
"quick, cut to someone scarier than Kim Novak" — #Oscars director, #JohnTravolta
— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) March 3, 2014
If FROZEN doesn't win it will be my daughter's "supervillain origin" moment. #Oscars
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) March 3, 2014
And the Oscar goes to … FROZEN! Like my face! #Oscars
— Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) March 3, 2014
YOU KNOW WHAT GUYS KIM NOVAK IS 81 AND SHE DIDNT FALL DOWN TWICE UNLIKE SOME OTHER PEOPLE I KNOW
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 3, 2014
Her + Gravity = 2001: A Space Odyssey
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) March 3, 2014
All the actresses are like PPPPLEASE don't come over to me with that pizza #Oscars2014
— Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1) March 3, 2014
"If this terrible pizza bit fails, I guess I'll just make everyone dance?" -Ellen #22Oscars
— kurt braunohler (@kurtbraunohler) March 3, 2014
“No pizza for me, thanks.”
#LeosOffDairyYall
#Oscars2014
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) March 3, 2014
Is Whoopi Goldberg dressed this way to raise awareness for dementia
— Eli Yudin (@eliyudin) March 3, 2014
Nothing has felt more relevant to 2014 than Pink and The Wizard of Oz. #Oscar2014
— kurt braunohler (@kurtbraunohler) March 3, 2014
They couldn't show the audience at all from 9 to 10 because everyone had their phones out watching True Detective on HBO GO #oscars
— Eli Yudin (@eliyudin) March 3, 2014
Let it go everybody, Adele Dazim is Idina Menzel's stage name #Oscars
— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) March 3, 2014
Cate Blanchett wearing a BEAUTIFUL chandelier #oscars
— Eli Yudin (@eliyudin) March 3, 2014
So now Matthew McConaughey won an Oscar AND knows how True Detective ends? dang #oscars
— Eli Yudin (@eliyudin) March 3, 2014
"No one gave me any pizza" – Barkhad Abdi
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) March 3, 2014
My hero is baby Matthew McConaughey.
— matt mckenna (@MattMicKenna) March 3, 2014