Think of SMEG as Zoom meets Slim Goodboy meets Channel Zero: Candle Cove. Oh, NOW you’re interested? TOMORROW at Vital Joint, enjoy the premiere of a dark and inevitably horrifying parody of your favorite public access children’s shows. Kelly Cooper, Ian Lockwood, and Thomas Fricilone host an evening dedicated to all you “teens” out there who want to experience a stand-up show alongside a fully immersive theatrical experience. In this SMEG Live! debut, we discover a meat company called SMEG has created a teen/children’s show to help sell their carnivore-friendly products. In the first installment “Kelly and Ian want to have wet teenager virginity s*x, but don’t know how. They seek the help of over 15 Smeg-Heads to find out exactly what and how s*x happens.” Gulp! What could go wrong?! Your “deranged, faux-children’s program” that tackles the most challenging issues of growing up will include standup and “children’s” songs from Kyle Gordon, as well as appearances by
Kelly Cooper
Ian Lockwood
Maya Sharma
Caroline Yost
Charlie Bardey
Rachel Kaly
Francesca D’Uva
Sophie Zucker
Adam Bangser
Meaghan Strickland
Tim Lamphier
William Banfield
Hunter Gardner
Jared Jeffries
Caitlin Dullea
Travis Swinford
Jasper Basch
HEY, you got your creepypasta in my comedy! NO, you got your comedy in my creepypasta! Come out and enjoy ALL the purposefully weird and possibly disgusting FUN! (Don’t say we didn’t warn you!)
Mentions: Doors at 8:00PM, Show at 8:30PM. $5 at the door.
No BYOB. Vital Joint is located at 109 Meserole St., Brooklyn, NY 11206.