According to the Internet, the US produces 35 million pounds of candy corn annually which is about 9 billion pieces of the multi-colored soul stealers. What did you say? Well, some folks believe this unassuming sweet unleashes demonic entities that are turning us rotten to the core. OK fine, it’s even more sinister than that. There is some sort of psychological mind control going on amongst us and it’s candy driven. This Halloween lay low on the “Chicken Feed” and you just might keep the Cander Corn Man at bay. Trick or treat! (WARNING: This message was sponsored by the Snickers/Skittles coalition. Eat candy ’til your baby teeth fall out!)
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