Hey, we all have nightmares of Shining-esque twin children or toddlers frolicking in corn fields, but what happens when your own child creeps you the F out? Leave it to author and comedian GREG BEHRENDT to focus his magical storytelling on his own flesh and blood. In this track titled The Spooky One from the comic’s outrageously funny upcoming album WHY ARE YOU IN HERE?, Behrendt paints a vivid picture of the spine-tingling behavior his youngest daughter exhibits. Folks, she’s never seen phone improv and she’s taken playing dolls to a whole new level. Is accepting applications to be your kid’s new friend a thing? The album is out on Audible October 19th and in wide release November 2nd. You can’t think about parenting without it!
Mentions: WHY ARE YOU IN HERE? is out on Audible 10.19. Pre-order, kids! Follow Greg on Twitter & Facebook.