This Sunday it’s time to shed the facade that is millennial know-it-all. Come out to Read Something Why Don’t You, You Illiterate F**k and soak up the knowledge you’ve been yearning for. (Just don’t go total monochromatic “sannyasin” on us). These sage comics (and totally not cult members) at Velvet Brooklyn will deliver exactly what you’ve been waiting for:
Natalie Walker (Search Party, Puffs)
David Bluvband (The Chris Gethard Show)
Ilana Michelle Rubin (The New Yorker)
Sarah Smallwood Parsons (UCB’s Characters Welcome)
Johnny McNulty (The Onion, Weekend Update)
Matt DeCaro (Mostly Sad Kinda Funny)
Kate Villa (The Break with Michelle Wolf)
Simon Henriques (Ars Nova)
hosted by
Graham Techler (Paste Magazine)
Eric Feurer (UCB’s Characters Welcome)
Now go read 1984, why don’t you!
Mentions: Show 9pm. FREE! Velvet Brooklyn is located at 174 Broadway, Brooklyn, NY, 11211.