Typos are the WORST! Trust me. Luckily Twitter has embraced the wicked typo and created a hashtag that warms the cockles of my itty bitty heart #CareerEndingTwitterTypos. Patton Oswalt is just the best. Check out these hashtag winners.
My dong is super-friendly and loves getting rubbed by children. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos
— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) November 4, 2013
@pattonoswalt Just had a weekly boy scout meeting. These boys, such a great grope. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos
— Charles Scott (@badhiggins) November 4, 2013
@pattonoswalt any comic will tell you, starting out it's important to perform at as many open dics as possible. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos
— Steve Beytenbrod (@stevebcomedy) November 4, 2013
#CareerEndingTwitterTypos I can't wait to eat this fresh cundt cake
— SAM GALLEN (@SJGallen) November 4, 2013
the worst part of the internet is the hiv mind mentality. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos
— Steve Beytenbrod (@stevebcomedy) November 4, 2013
[P] Whenever she's clothes shopping, my wife always makes me hold her vag. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos
— Paul and Storm (@paulandstorm) November 4, 2013
@pattonoswalt There's nothing like putting on an old record and witnessing a child's first taste of jizz. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos
— Dave Losso (@davelosso) November 4, 2013
@pattonoswalt Just had an amazing set doing 30 minutes of Patton Oswalt's materiel. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos #flippedit
— Emily Maya Mills (@emilymayamills) November 4, 2013
When Third World countries need help, we should send aids as soon as possible #CareerEndingTwitterTypos
— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) November 4, 2013
I have a crush on this cute girl. She's quite the hooker #CareerEndingTwitterTypos @pattonoswalt
— Mike Frankovich (@MikeFrankovich) November 4, 2013
@pattonoswalt One thing I loved about being in the Navy was whore leave with all the semen. #CareerEndingTwitterTypos
— D S (@damaged_inc) November 4, 2013
I like rubbing a cool slave on my white itchy skin #CareerEndingTwitterTypos
— amber sophia nelson (@AmberSmelson) November 4, 2013