When I think of Nick Offerman I think of a woodworking, meat-eating pillar of society. But after his recent appearance on the Late Show with David Letterman I am able to imagine another nefarious side of the Parks and Rec actor. Offerman generously shared the story of his temporary foray into the dark seedy underworld of shoplifting. A mix of the wrong crowd and Ronnie Milsap was all it took to stop the performer in his tracks. How did Offerman finally make it to his debut college performance of William Hinge’s Picnic? Find out here.