Mike Recine took center stage on CONAN last night and it was criminally funny. Watch as the Jersey boy shows off his wicked storytelling talents and darkly-tinged humor. You’ll never think about talking dogs, robbery pleas, and “bad pedophiles” the same way again. Of course, you shouldn’t be thinking about pedos at all! Question: Am I a monster if I love Necco wafers? Don’t answer that.
Mentions: Watch CONAN weeknights 11/10C on TBS. Pick up Mike Recine’s debut album Union Delegate at your earliest convenience.