Friday the 13th ain’t all bad, right? If your day just isn’t going the way you’d like why not bask in the words of folks that take this day with a grain of salt. Happy Weekend!
Happy Friday the 13th! You never know what might happen! I'm not superstitious, but I might stay under this ladder for a while just in case
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) September 13, 2013
It's always Friday the 13th in my pants.
— Stacey Nightmare (@STACEYNIGHTMARE) September 13, 2013
Friday the 13th? You know that that means…. Saturday the 14th!!!! http://t.co/tLn1kchGEV
— murray valeriano (@murrayv) September 13, 2013
I love Friday the 13th, because as a 6'7" viking freakshow I'm contractually obligated to throw on a mask and slink around camp sites.
— Brock Wilbur (@brockwilbur) September 13, 2013
After 9/11 happened on a Tuesday, #FridayThe13th being called "unlucky" seems even more ridiculous
— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) September 13, 2013
It's Friday the 13th. Jason wants to kill. So don't have sex, drink, do drugs or be black today.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) September 13, 2013
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