There seems to be an app for everything these days. You practically don’t have to leave the house! In this faux news report we learn that a young group of urban entrepreneurs is capitalizing on the need for good help AND a not so pleasant time in our country’s history with the introduction of the app SLAVIFY. Don’t pull out the pitchforks just yet! This is a whole new take on reparations (that will still make you squirm uncontrollably). Enjoy Inside: SLAVIFY – the New White Slave App (but not too much!) [WARNING: NSFW. Adult content. Kids, don’t repeat bad history]