Retta, known for her role as Donna on Parks and Recreation, was charming the Twitter-verse again this weekend. Plowing through the Orange is The New Black season at a feverish pace has never been as entertaining as this. Retta’s tweet reactions are simply priceless. Behold!
Please dear Lord never let me be in a situation where I find myself cleaning up urine with maxipads.#PrisonPrahlums;#OITNB
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) September 8, 2013
Aw geez. Did Piper just put a screwdriver in her pocket?? This can’t end well. #OITNB
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) September 8, 2013
Eww Officer Stache is fuckin’ nasty creepy. How has he not been shanked by now?? Excuse me sir but you’ve got something on ur lip. #OITNB
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) September 8, 2013
#DontFuxWitHairyPottuh Oh Taystee how you make my heart sing. #OITNB http://t.co/pjIoHVcaru
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) September 8, 2013
“No tongue fkn in the visitation room.” How has this line not been in more scripts? #OITNB
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) September 8, 2013
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