Listen up kids, CONAN associate producer Jordan Schlansky has a product suggestion for every household in America and it’s eye-opening. Due to the lack of bidets in the U.S., it’s become a necessity for Jordan to keep Preparation H totables on hand at all time for impending bathroom emergencies. American bathroom facilities are not always up to bar with Jordan’s standards, hence the pressing need for the occasional back pocket rescue. Watch Jordan spectacularly pimp this indispensable product (while Conan gets him to say “anus”). Enjoy!
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