Remember when you wanted to watch a TV program and if you missed it it was, well, gone forever? Of course you don’t! (I assume you are 12) Those dark days are a thing of the past. You can now get caught up in a week’s time if you are truly dedicated to catching up with the Jones. What’s even better is that now you can turn to Twitter for colorful commentary on your favorite shows. And who better to live vicariously through than Park and Rec’s Retta (aka @unfoRETTAble) as she experiences Orange is The New Black for the first time. Behold Retta’s golden tweets:
Ok whyyyyy do I love Sophia's duct tape slippers? Clever "girl". #Innovative #MetalicsAREin #OITNB
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) September 4, 2013
Oh I guess she has her lady parts now if they locked her up in a women's prison, huh? #OITNB
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) September 4, 2013
"Hello babeeeee. Look at u getting ur sweat on. U look all shiny. I'll bet u don't even smell funky."I can barely breathe! #OITNB
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) September 4, 2013
"Swiiiiirl" "She don't doo doo." I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. #ICant #OITNB
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) September 4, 2013
"Bitch I will cut you!" "I threw my pie for you." Seriously can NOT breathe right now. Crazy Eyes got me, yo. #OITNB
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) September 4, 2013
"But you & I? Not gonna happen." (Long pause) "I FEEL you." Ooooohhh. I'm scared for Piper!!!!! #OITNB
— Retta (@unfoRETTAble) September 4, 2013
Mentions: Do not miss the premiere of Parks and Recreation Season 6 Thursday Sept 26 on NBC 8/7c.