Nik Wallenda made a death-defying high wire act across the Grand Canyon this weekend and Twitter was there to document the event in the funniest way possible. Discovery Channel, how will you top THIS?
And when he gets to the other side he meets the….DEVIOUS MAIDS!!!!!!!! #Skywire
— billy eichner (@billyeichner) June 24, 2013
To the guy walking the #skywire , Why did you decide to wear bell bottoms?
— Mike Kelton (@mikekelton) June 24, 2013
I like to think this guy was atheist until 15 minutes ago. #skywire
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) June 24, 2013
Nick needs to be sending some love to Levi's. #skywire
— Daniel Van Kirk (@danielvankirk) June 24, 2013
If you walk high-wires while your kids watch in horror, I get to call you Jerk du Soleil. #skywire
— Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) June 24, 2013
If the Road Runner comes and fucks this up, I'll be pissed. #skywire
— Mike Kelton (@mikekelton) June 24, 2013
Hey congrats on walking across the Grand Canyon. By the way, while you were up there, you became a dumb Internet meme. #skywire
— Jake Fogelnest (@jakefogelnest) June 24, 2013
Did he just "jog it in"?!?! #Skywire
— Kaley Cuoco (@KaleyCuoco) June 24, 2013
*Looks at this guy's wife. Orders tight rope cables on amazon.* #skywire
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) June 24, 2013
You betta sissy that walk @NikWallenda #skywire
— RuPaul (@RuPaul) June 24, 2013
Well, he got a bolo tie. SO WORTH IT! #skywire
— Mike Kelton (@mikekelton) June 24, 2013
Suggestion for your next walk: to my house with your naked wife. #skywire
— Ben Hoffman (@thebenshow) June 24, 2013
Mentions: Kids, don’t try this at home (but sporting a bolo tie is safe).