We’ve seen quite a “snowing” (cough, cough) of Edward Snowden jokes with the news that the whistleblower left HK for Russia. Check out the hilarious Twitter storm that’s ensued.
Edward Snowden might be training to become the Batman.
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) June 23, 2013
Just saw Edward Snowden at Arby's. The media lies.
— Steve Amiri (@SteveAmiri) June 23, 2013
Makes sense that Snowden would seek refuge in Russia, "The Land of No Secrets."
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 23, 2013
I really thought Snowden went to Hong Kong to start one of those expat comedy nights.
— Todd Barry (@toddbarry) June 23, 2013
People angry I made a Snowden joke: he would be proud of you. Fight jokes at every turn. Jokes=shackles. Laughter=Monsanto.
— rob delaney (@robdelaney) June 23, 2013
Snowden has fled Hong Kong and is now in Russia hiding in a series of larger Snowdens.
— Michelle Wolf (@michelleisawolf) June 23, 2013
Maybe Edward Snowden is headed to Moscow to retrieve Bob Kraft's Super Bowl ring.
— Matt Goldich (@MattGoldich) June 23, 2013
If Snowden really wants to hide, he should get a show on NBC. #Boom!
— Brad Wollack (@BradWollack) June 23, 2013
Snowden would probably make for a good contestant on @AmazingRace_CBS. The show should consider a season of international fugitives.
— Brad Wollack (@BradWollack) June 23, 2013
I hope Snowden is getting miles for all this travel.
— Brad Wollack (@BradWollack) June 23, 2013
.@BarackObama Edward Snowden's a real Snow-DUNCE if you ask me! (Please put me on your good boy list, Mr. President. I am a good boy)
— Joe Mande (@JoeMande) June 23, 2013
If I was one of those song parody comedians I'd make Informer by Snowden & they'd play it on Good Morning America or something.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) June 23, 2013
Snowden is trying to go to Cuba to avoid prosecution. I wonder where he got that idea? #GUANTANAMO
— Hari Kondabolu (@harikondabolu) June 24, 2013
Am I the only one who thinks if Russia or any other so called country doesn't help us with Snowden, we drone a few of their leaders?
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) June 24, 2013
We capture Snowden then put him on display in a glass case next to an ice cream truck. But he just watches while everybody eats ice cream!
— Colin Quinn (@iamcolinquinn) June 24, 2013
Man, Edward Snowden has a great excuse to skip Thanksgiving with the family, amiright? Am I right? Right? Families are the worst!
— Ross Parsons (@rossparsons) June 24, 2013
I had an 8th grade teacher named Ron Snowden who once shoved me against a wall, so I'm taking this situation pretty seriously.
— mo mandel (@momandel) June 24, 2013
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