Is your Inbox getting flooded with Back-to-School deals, and Halloween costume ads? Sweater weather may be just around the bend, but the SWEAT dripping on my brow indicates it still is indeed Summer. If you need a break from being a brat, come stay cool with the HUSTLE CRABS show Wednesday, August 28 at Union Hall.
You’ve seen the fireworks, you’ve been to countless day parties, and aperol-spritz-soaked brunches in Brooklyn. You’re a happy little sea otter with a belly full of lobster rolls, raw oysters, grilled shrimps and Nathan’s hotdogs. You made new friends at a protest, you’ve hit the vape at a few concerts in Prospect Park, you’ve gotten sunburnt on the ferry back from the Rockaways, and you’ve still got glitter in your bag from the Mermaid parade. You think you’ve seen and done it all, but you’ve left out something. And that is the perfect event for the New Yorker who thinks they’ve seen it all.
Come out to the collective cathartic communion with a night of unforgettable stand-up comedy at HUSTLE CRABS. Gabe Pacheco and Luisa Diez will be bringing you this live roster of a comedy showcase including
Todd Barry
Janeane Garofalo
Nore Davis
Atheer Yacoub
& Rojo Perez!
Get those claws a clicking and snap up tickets pronto!
Mentions: 7:00pm Doors / 7:30pm Show ET. Tickets $10 advance / $15 at the door GA (mixed seated /standing) HERE. 21+. Location: Union Hall | 702 Union St. Brooklyn, NY 11215. Give Gabe a FOLLOW. Feed the algo.