TOMORROW, the first Friday of 2023, come get your taxonomy on as “sentient comedian” BRITTANY CARNEY (That Damn Michael Che, Comedy Central, Vulture’s Comics to Watch 2022) douses you with a heavy helping of science-inspired comedy. With this solo show, aptly named KINGDOM, PHYLUM, ASS (Googlies don’t strike me down), Carney will take a deep dive into taxonomy, ADHD, human nature, moss, and glands (NOT terms you hear everyday, unless your a pre-med student). Aaaaah, such fond mnemonic taxonomy memories of “Kindly Place Candy Out For Good Students” and evil test questions asking one to classify a jackalope. Evil! Now go enjoy your January, you homo sapiens.
Mentions: Doors 9:00 PM, show 9:30 PM. Tickets $15 advance, $20 at the door. 21+. Location: Caveat | 21A Clinton Street, Manhattan, 10002. Follow Brittany. Feed the beast.