Sure USA was already eliminated, but you HAD to watch the match between the World Cup‘s home country team and Germany. The 7-1 victory for Germany was nothing short of a bloodbath. Comics on Twitter let loose with their commentating which brought a bit of cheer to the tear-drenched event. Poor Brazil. Enjoy!
Is there a kickstarter for Brazil yet? #BRAvsGER
— Rory Scovel (@roryscovel) July 8, 2014
"You guys just wanna call it and go to Shakey's pizza or something?" -Brazil's coach at halftime
— Mike Burns (@pizzanachos69) July 8, 2014
If Germany knew that Brazil would roll over this easily back in the 1940's they would've hid all their Nazi's there. #worldcup2014
— The Sklar Brothers (@SklarBrothers) July 8, 2014
You know you want Germany to get to NEIN.
— Mike Bridenstine (@brido) July 8, 2014
Yo, did Brazil accidentally have the children they walked out with take the field?
— Fahim Anwar (@fahimanwar) July 8, 2014
Just started watching the World Cup– is it close?
— Rich Fulcher (@Rich_Fulcher) July 8, 2014
@imandyhaynes Get down to the stadium. I imagine that Germany will let anyone who looks super German play in the second half.
— Andy Peters (@andy_peters) July 8, 2014
Guys, not gonna lie… little scary to look this blonde and blue eyed in Rio right now. #watchinginhotelroomnow
— 2HAYNEZ (@imandyhaynes) July 8, 2014
Well, at least Brazilians have nice asses. #WorldCup
— Fortune Feimster (@fortunefunny) July 8, 2014
This #BRAvsGER hashtag on my timeline keeps making me think @Braunger is getting killed by Germans right now.
— Mike Bridenstine (@brido) July 8, 2014
If you're not hoping this game ends 15-0 you're not a real person. #BRAvsGER
— Rory Scovel (@roryscovel) July 8, 2014
Guys, let's be respectful and not tweet the score of the game to Neymar. He's DVRing and gonna watch later. #nospoilers #worldcup
— The Sklar Brothers (@SklarBrothers) July 8, 2014
At this point, I'm really feeling bad for the losers on the Germany team who haven't scored a goal yet.
— Christian Spicer (@spicer) July 8, 2014
I once lost 7-1 at trying not to upchuck a large order of stuffed jalapeños at Jack in the Box. #BrazilvsGermany
— howard kremer (@howardkremer) July 8, 2014
Of all the days and and all the places, I chose to wear my lederhosen out in #Rio tonight?! #WorldCup2014 #Brazil #pleaseextractmeobama
— 2HAYNEZ (@imandyhaynes) July 8, 2014
Germany's coach needs to be careful. Remember when that girls basketball coach got fired for letting his team win 99-0? #BRAvsGER
— Rory Scovel (@roryscovel) July 8, 2014