Guess what, comedy pals? The most hysterical news flashed across my screen this weekend. Apparently, there’s an asteroid (2018 VP1 to be act) heading to Earth that has a 0.041 chance of hitting the night before the US presidential election. You know what I say to that? We sure as heck better get in all our jollies before then! Don’t worry, it’s too small to make us all toast, but I wouldn’t count 2020 out yet! This week you can pass the pre-astroid time with some glorious Zoom standup from COMEDY QUARANTINE. The lineups are tight and hilarity-inducing. Open your eyes and check it out for yourself:

See, we weren’t fibbing! Be there with your happy boots on. TONIGHT’s comedy mugs below:

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